- Have you fallen asleep? - Oh, I'm sorry!
I think you must be in love or something.
Why does the old bitch pick on me?
That's the second time this week.
I nearly told her what she could do with the job.
- Hey, are you asleep? - That's what I asked her.
She wants me to stay until seven again.
What polish are you putting on?
- The usual one Madam. - Oh, I'm fed up with it.
I feel like a change.
Give me Revlon's Fire & Ice.
I'll go and get it.
Madame Denise?
Madame Denise,
Mrs. Randlesham wants Revlon's Fire & Ice.
I don't think there's any left.
Put this on. She'll never know the difference.
Hello, darlin'. How about the other then?
You can't eat stuff like this!
Come on, I'll take you to Wheelers. OK?
I have to get back.
Oh, we can have a, we can have a quick meal.
Come on.
I can't.
- I'll be late. - Well, just...one thing then?
No?
I can't.
- Well, goodbye. - But, just a, just a minute!
What about tonight?
I'm sorry, but I'm busy tonight.
You really make me feel wanted.
Who's the lucky boy?
I'm having dinner with my sister.
She a cook good?
I don't know...I haven't even thought about it.
Well, at least it can't be any worse than Fish and chips.
I think we're having rabbit.
Rabbit? Oh!
I thought they'd all been killed off.
- No. She has a friend... - A rabbit?
No, I think the friend has rabbits.
Poor bunny.
Well, what about tomorrow?
- Tomorrow? - Yeah.
What's doing tomorrow?
I'll meet you at the Hoop and Toy, you know, the pub
along there. But ah, seven?
- Hello! - Hello!
Come along, boy. Walkies! Walkies!
Have a good day?
- Darling? - Yes.
How's work?
All right.
It's close today.
Are you still going away?
Oh Darling, please don't start that again.
- How long are you going for? - I've told you.
- Fortnight? - Mind.
How long?
Ten or twelve days.
No more than that?
I heard such a funny story on the news this evening.
Does he have to leave his things in the bathroom?
The Minister of Health, what's his name?
He found eels coming out of his sink.
It was on the television. Even the announcer was laughing.
Why does he put his toothbrush in my glass?
Carol. Please!
We must get this crack mended.
What?
- Hello! - Hello!
You're early.
I didn't expect you for hours!
I couldn't live without you for another minute.
Idiot!
Anyway, you said eight-thirty. I haven't even started yet.
There's a marvelous story in this evening's paper.
Increase at least one hour.
- Huh? - Your rabbit. I'm cooking it.
Look: bring to the boil, skim and allow to simmer slowly for 1-1/2 hours.
Yes, well, we'll go out tonight, I'll take you out.
Here, read that.
Oh, I know that. I saw it on television.
That bloody bell!
Eels...ha!
Pity it wasn't lobster though.
You never give me a chance to show you what a good cook I am.
You can tell me over dinner.
You think they'd have something better to do than clang away like that all the time.
It's worse when they start ringing it at midnight.
I wonder what they ring it for, anyway?
Perhaps they have wild parties. Maybe they'll invite me sometime.
Go put your best bib and tuck on, I feel like a spree.
Ah, the beautiful younger sister.
Comment �a va?
I thought you were eating in?
Aren't you going to have dinner?
Yes.
I'm going to have dinner.
But not here.
No, not here.
Pass me that brush will you, there's a love.
Just because I go out once, there's no need to start sulking!
I'm not sulking.
Hmm! Well, you're not exactly smiling.
Come on, you're not going into the Miss World competition.
- Will we go and see the Leaning Tower of Pisa? - I don't think Cinderella likes me.
- Cinderella? - The little sister.
Ugh, don't be silly.
- Well, are we going to see the Leaning Tower of Pisa? - She's a bit strung-up, isn't she?
- She's just sensitive, that's all. - Huh, you can say that again.
She should see a doctor.
- What do you mean? - Nothing, nothing, nothing.
- No, you just tell me what you meant by that! - Nothing. Let's forget it.
You want to see the tower of Pisa? We'll see the bloody thing!
Now let's relax, we're going to dinner!
You always change the subject when you start talking like that. Do you hear?
Come along boy, din-dins.
You like your din-dins.
Come along, boy.
Hu! I'm sorry.
Oh, look, I've got to run. I've left something at the flat.
- What? Aren't you going to drop me off? - I've got no time.
Mmm, that's bloody hot. You'll have to take a cab.
Ah, here.
- Um, are you...am I going to see you tonight? - Um...
I-I'll ring you.
Hello darling.
- How did you sleep? - All right.
Is he going to stay here every night?
I really don't think that it's any concern of yours!
He's married, though.
Darling! It's my affair!
We all have to lead our own lives in the end, you know.
Well just don't stand around like that, go and answer the phone!
Can't you see I'm busy?
Hello?
- Miss Ledoux? - Yes.
How longer are you going to keep me waiting for the rent?
Oh, you want my sister!
- Ahh...I suppose she's out! - No, no. She's here.
Just a moment.
- Who is it? - The landlord.
Oh, damn it! He would ring up today.
- Hello, yes? - Miss Ledoux?
- Look, I'm terribly sorry. - I bet you are!
Look, how longer much longer are you going to keep me waiting?
- I Promise You... - I've had your promises before.
I-I promise you that you'll have the money tomorrow.
That's what you said a fortnight ago.
You'll have the money tomorrow without fail.
- Look, if you're not going to play fair by me... - My sister will bring it round to you.
- Won't you? - N-no,
I'm going away on holiday.
Now look, Miss Ledoux, this time I've had just about enough...
She'll bring it around to you tomorrow, I promise!
She'd better Miss Ledoux. That's all I can say!
Just the sound of his voice makes my flesh creep.
Money, money, money, that's all he every things about!
Good heavens, I shall be late again.
Is Bridget about?
She's downstairs.
Bridget!
What's the matter?
Nothing.
Tell me.
Nothing.
Just bloody men! They promise you the Earth and then...
- Oh, I could cut my throat! - Don't say that!
I thought this one was different.
- Was he...? - Oh, he was a pig. Forget it.
Oh, look at my eyes!
Will Miss Bridget please come to the salon. Mrs. Prendergast has arrived.
I'll tell you the sordid details later.
Oh, why are they so filthy?
Don't be upset.
Will Miss Bridget please come to the salon right away.
Are you joking?
No, you should have seen them.
They went for each other like those women that addressed us in Hamburg.
One a big leg with bloody big charlies tried to claw the other girl's face.
Got her fist right down her throat. Two pints of bitter, please.
- Two pints, sir? - Lesbians?
No, no. They both fancied the same bloke. I should have his luck!
And then they started in with their teeth, rolling about on the floor,
it was like a madhouse.
And I was the only mug who tried to prevent them. I ought to have my head examined.
I wouldn't have minded seeing it.
Feel free, anytime.
I ended up
with my coat torn, my shirt covered with blood,
if you like that sort of thing, I'll introduce you to my cousin.
- She's a black belt. - Black belt?
How did you get on?
- What? (What's your cousin like?)
- How did you get on with little Miss Muffet? (She sounds fun.)
- When? - Well I thought you were taking her out to dinner?
(Y-your cousin, what's she like?)
- Is that the right time? - No, sir.
Oh come on, fill us in with the gripping details.
The gripping details are that she had dinner with her sister.
Well maybe you should try the sister?
Are you playing hard to get?
I've been waiting over an hour.
W-what for?
Well not for Christmas.
We made a date, remember? We're having supper tonight!
I-I forgot.
Well next time you forget, maybe you'll let me know.
It's not that, but...
Are you all right?
You look...I don't know...you look sort of, sort of funny?
I don't feel...
I mean...
I don't know...
Oh well anyway come on. Now I've found you, let's go and
eat something, I'm starving.
...But, it's too late.
Have-have you been fired or something?
All right, come on. I'll take you home.
- Listen, Carol, I-I don't understand... - Idiot!
For heaven's sake!
Carol!
"Dane doing a little illegal head outside the ring with a neat head butt there by Larson
"and over to the corner with Ray Hunter coming in after Stedman the Giant,
"and Hunter hitting Stedman all over the place
"and exchanging places with Larson
"and Larson again for Hunter and now it's Hunter in against Stedman
"Hunter really throwing Stedman around I don't know why he goes out and now it's Larson in again..."
Darling?
What is it?
Don't you feel well?
Oh, I know you don't want me to go away, but...
Hello?
Hello!
Why did you throw Michael's things away?
- Why'd you do it? - I don't like them there.
It's got absolutely nothing to do with you!
You silly little fool!
I've put the money for the rent on the table.
Oh please, don't go.
Now please, don't forget to give the money, otherwise we shall both be out onto the street.
- Look, are you coming or aren't you?! - Yes, yes. I'm coming.
Don't look so sad. The time will pass very quickly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Heh, heh; come on.
- You're killing me! - Sorry, Miss Walsh.
- There's only... - Good morning!
Good morning!
There's only one way to deal with men,
that's treat them as if you don't give a damn about them!
I told you all this before.
Still, I'm glad to see that you have listened to me for just this once.
There's only one thing they want,
and I'll never know why they make such a fuss about it, but they do.
And the more you make them beg for it, the happier they are!
- He rang me up this morning. - I said he would!
He was practically on his knees.
Well make sure he stays that way.
I wonder...
- I don't suppose it would do me any harm if I had a little snack? - What do you fancy?
They're all same, just like children.
They want to be spanked and then given sweets.
Perhaps a...
- ...a little Danish pastry. - Tsk tsk!
- And a cup of chocolate. - Carol will order it for you.
Carol?
Stop dreaming!
You feeling all right, love?
Carol, what's the matter?
There's...nothing you'd like to tell me?
I mean ah...
How do you feel now?
Still biting your nails, eh?
I think you'd better go home.
Would you like one of the girls to go with you?
No, please.
I'll be all right.
Take a taxi, anyway.
- Uh, ask Millie to give you the money. - Thank you.
Hello?